Unintended - Part 1

Ok, first off, this is NOT about a certain melancholic, "MUSE"ing song about unrequited love, this is actually about me. and my long list of unrequited unintended unreachable and unapproachable loves.. so, anyone who loves a laugh (at my expense), please.. keep reading.
SO, lets start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. When you sing, you begin with.. OK, the Sound of Music allusion actually is relevant. Cuz incidentally the first time i looked at a guy and went OOOH (after I learnt to talk) was Christopher Plummer as Captain VonTrapp - extremely hot, but sadly unattainable, since he was some 30 years older than me, and on the other side of teh world. But while i could wax eloquent on my celebrity crushes, this is about real life.
SO, my first crush that i could remember properly was a painful - and slightly funny one.. a guy a few years older than me, lets call him Elton John for the heck of it (not cuz he was gay - at least i don't think so - or wait, dammit, maybe ... ok, not going there), but because he was something of a prodigy, who could play the piano like a pro before he was tall enough to turn on a light switch.. SO, heer's the thing, we started out friends.. then he chose to play Can you Feel the Love Tonight (see the Elton John connection???) on the piano to me, and BOOM, or wait, i'm changing that to a less explosive noise, Plop (?) i so felt the love that night.. or that day.. whatever..
And here's where teh problem comes in ... i just happen to be one of those poor souls who CANNOT talk to their crushes ... as in someone who would play Russian roulette before they said hello to their crush... which is saying a big thing considering i'm pretty chickenshit..
So, back to my tale of woe.. Needless to say, our friendship evaporated in the face of my diving under tables, adn into lockers - a tight squeeze there - and staring in the opposite direction whenever uh "Elton" was there..
MOral of this story... uh.. wait, dammit, i don't have a moral... uh.. yah.. wow this is an anti-climax.. or no wait i got it... Unrequited love sucks.
That was profound, wasn't it? Wasn't it??
OK, i'm annoying myself now.
Will try my best to rise out of the ashes of this post, so please look out for Unintended - Part II. and please try and keep those groans to a minimum, i mean give me a break, i'm still new to this blogging thing.. takes a while to get into it.. ok, i'm stopping now. yes, i really am stopping.
AARGH!!

Triumph of a Technological SEMI-literate person

Yay, it works!! Ok, before you decide i'm a retard, i'll explain the reason behind my uh testing.. this is my eighth blog.. yes, you can gasp, or wait maybe it's normal for people.. but wait here's a reason for you to gasp.. my other 8 blogs never worked..
You see, back in teh days that i was completely technologically illiterate, i tried (and failed) on several occasions (eight to be exact) to form a functional and normal blog .. normal being a relative term.. anyways, i tried and tried, adn have now at last succeeded!!
at least i hope i have.. full proof of my success will come if i put up another post. if i don't.. well, you'll know that i've forgotten my signing in thingy (which caused the failure of blog number 1). ok, so this is me, signing out off my hopefully successful blog!!
Anyone curious about my signing in name thngy adn my phoenix preoccupation can wait till i feel like talking about it..
:)

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